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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Max’s New Triple-Platinum Plan Allows Customers To Permanently Delete Movie Or TV Series

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Max’s New Triple-Platinum Plan Allows Customers To Permanently Delete Movie Or TV Series

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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NEW YORK—Rolling out a premium subscription tier for users who want a more customizable viewing experience, HBO’s Max streaming service unveiled a new triple-platinum plan Thursday that allows customers to permanently remove any movie or TV series from the platform. “For $49.99 a month, subscribers now have the option…
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    Delete game of thrones season 8 please

    • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.de
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      The last 2 GoT books were so bad that time travelers keep coming back to stop them from being completed.

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    There are ENOUGH people out there that would pay obscene amounts of money to be that petty.

    Edit: Just think about deleting the Hobbit movies and the Rings of Power series altogether.

    Edit 2: …or every Christopher Nolan movie just to piss the guy off.

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      Every.

      Single.

      Reality.

      Show.

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        arguably we need those as a good documentary of what life was not actually like in our era

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          Or to trade for a crewman who’s been put in a zoo

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      Yes, I would like to delete the Halo show, please.

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        Can we crowdfund this?

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    The Quadruple Platinum Giga plan also let’s them delete series for other people.

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      That’s already what this one does

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