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You know this is a fictional, satirical piece, right?
You know this is a fictional, satirical piece, right?
Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.
I disagree, he should kill them…
With kindness!
I was going to say, far better to be expelled out of the country than out a window.
With that said, I think that a companion pet can often help one make those changes. Since it sounds like money and allergies are a bit of an issue, I would suggest looking at rats. They are incredibly loyal and affectionate, clean, intelligent. They only live about 2-3 years, which sucks, but if you find that pet ownership isn’t for you (and it’s okay if it isn’t), you aren’t beholden to an animal that will live 4-5 times as long.
I’d be lying if I said I haven’t done the same thing before haha.