GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just made it in by the skin…
You’ve gotta keep the beard though. Unless you’re Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.