• gullible@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    There’s something terrify about the speed a child can undress. Literally 5 second of distraction is all it takes to be befuddled by nudity. Start your turn in monopoly, roll, move, grimace because you’re being forced to play monopoly, and question how the hell they got undressed so quickly. I swear, it’s the most underrated childhood superpower.

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      1 year ago

      I remember putting the kids to bed as a baby sitter, then chilling on the lazy boy until suddenly a kid is butt naked running right out the front door into a thunderstorm. Nothing like chasing a crazy naked kid through the neighborhood in friggin socks.