CHICAGO—Nimbly maneuvering his larger-than-average body through inconceivably small spaces between vehicles, a beefy boy on an electric scooter was spotted Friday weaving through traffic like a graceful gazelle. According to sources, the hefty young man was somehow able to zoom on his scooter at over 10 mph while…
Found the salty Onion article writer stuck in traffic.
Or someone who gets anxious when they see someone riding a scooter without a helmet. I feel like it’s more notable to see someone with a helmet where I am, especially on the rented ones.
I don’t think anyone else is responsible for your anxiety.
Maybe not being somewhat anxious when you see people behaving recklessly is actually an empathy problem. 🤷♂️
Or the driver that dislikes how scooter riders unpredictably decide to act like a vehicle one moment and a pedestrian the next.
And I say this as someone that mostly walks/uses public transit.
Smells like some pro car shit.