Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
Only the cheap fluffy stuff leaves lint. I’ve got all kinds of digestive problems and I use a lot of toilet paper. I would definitely know. But I buy the good stuff (Cottonelle is the best, by the way).
Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
I will die on this hill
Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.
Splinter in your sphincter?
wart on your tart?
ignoramus sands his anus?
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
I will die on an adjacent hill.
Except this isn’t 1 ply toilet paper, it’s 1/2 ply 300 grit sand paper
Only the cheap fluffy stuff leaves lint. I’ve got all kinds of digestive problems and I use a lot of toilet paper. I would definitely know. But I buy the good stuff (Cottonelle is the best, by the way).
how do you know it leaves fluff?
I do wash my ass in the shower