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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Dad Accidentally Opens Up Gates Of Hell After Attempting To Fix Sink Himself

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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DAYTON, OH—Inadvertently breaching the boundary to the underworld because he didn’t want to shell out hard-earned money, local dad Curtis Morgan reportedly opened up the gates of hell Wednesday while attempting to fix the kitchen sink himself. “Goddammit, don’t worry, I’ll take care of all this goat’s blood—I must’ve…
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  • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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    I always believed it to be the printer that was our portal to hell. Now to find the key master …

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    Motherfucking locknut on the motherfucking strainer. I worked for two hours just to figure out how to get a proper grip, torque and leverage on em without anything but a screwdriver, a pair of vise grips and some WD-40.

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    This happened to me when I installed a new garbage disposal.

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      Same, but it was just the drain pipe in the bathroom. I still don’t know why I had to chant while turning the wrench. At least the heating bill is lower, though.

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      Fr? I did one a few years ago when mine broke. Whole thing was fairly open and shut. Took maybe an hour. Did you watch YouTube videos or anything to prep for it?

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    See honey, the internet told me that I should never listen to you becau…

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    He is not a clever man

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    I once had that happen when I was defrosting some pipes

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    Hate it when that happens

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    That thumbnail… Aargh! My eyes!

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    Zuuuuuul!

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