DAYTON, OH—Inadvertently breaching the boundary to the underworld because he didn’t want to shell out hard-earned money, local dad Curtis Morgan reportedly opened up the gates of hell Wednesday while attempting to fix the kitchen sink himself. “Goddammit, don’t worry, I’ll take care of all this goat’s blood—I must’ve…
Same, but it was just the drain pipe in the bathroom. I still don’t know why I had to chant while turning the wrench. At least the heating bill is lower, though.