NEW YORK—Having scoffed in astonishment as they picked up the produce and examined it, Italian immigrants shopping in U.S. grocery stores issued a statement Thursday claiming these tomatoes, they no good. “A tomato supposed to be red—what this supposed to be?” said Gianfranco Padovani, who arrived in the United States…
That sounds delicious, maybe I need to look at tomatoes again.
Oh, just buy pumpkin then. At least you’ll get what you paid for