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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    I can’t code for shit.

  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
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    I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.

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      That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

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        I don’t think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.

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    Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?

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    My bones.

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

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      blind people exist.

      blind people use computers.

      Maybe she’s using accessibility tools to yogacode

    • Gork@lemm.ee
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      Yonicasting

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    That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.

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    Web devs in 2024 be like

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      Backend developer.

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    I can’t afford a Mac

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    The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

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    There’s only one monitor in that setup

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      Second monitor is on the ceiling

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.

    • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
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      i’ve tried

      A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.

  • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
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    Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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    My flexibility.

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    I’m too fat

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