I still like to call it Twitter in the extraordinarily unlikely event that Elon sees this post and gets triggered over it.

Here I present a little something I call a Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

Another of Elon Musk’s kids?

It’s true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei VII. Men are from Omicron Persei IX.

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The only way this answer could make any possible sense is the creation of vast, subterranean cavern dwellings. But I don’t remember seeing Skaven-like underground homes on Project 2025’s agenda.

So a Karen will subconsciously try to be a blonde white woman with an asymmetric neck-long hair bob?

I’ve had that happen before lol

I was like wait this sounds familiar

WRONG, PRIVATE!

Now drop and give me int(ceil(19.9))!

I say he’s also a big doo-doo head.

RIP EU 🇪🇺

Space axolotls?

In the amount/2 term?

Absolute madness. smh my head

I’m referring to this one, the most bleeding edge of accuracy. I don’t think NIST would have implemented this particular clock (yet).

I blame Big Ice Cream™.

Those ice cream trucks get an additional hour of daylight to hawk their goods before the children are recalled back inside for supper.

We need to synchronize all computer times with that one clock that can stay accurate to within 1 second every 40 billion years.

I specifically built my computer to have as much RGB as possible. Also because I’m a dork.

Wow. So it’s like that adage. However big you think space is, it’s much bigger than that.

It’s hard to fathom scales at which being gravitationally bound is insignificant relative to those type of effects.