I am so white I sunburn at night. The idea of spicy foods genuinely scares me. I avoid most BBQ chips or flavored stuff because that’s too spicy. I cannot tell you how utterly bland of a human being I am when it comes to food. That being said I’d pound it back right now. I’m having a gout flare-up at the moment. Couldn’t sleep because the pain was too severe. I would eat a mountain of jalapeno to be able to stand up right without being in agony.