Anthony Bourdain: open the walk-in and you’ll see the line cook who’s about to handle your rokeg blood pie doing lines of spice off the Andorian fryguy’s stiff blue dick “as a joke”. Still you can’t find a better crew outside of Qo’noS, just don’t go in the kitchen.
He’s Klingon so his name is Ram’C G’rdOn
Wait till he starts cooking the Tribbles.
Can’t wait for the episode, where he meets Neelix.
They enter a cooking competition called Duranium Chef, hosted by a flamboyant collector who seeks the greatest dishes in the galaxy
The main ingredient they have to work with is the Omega Molecule
If you reverse its polarity, does it become the Alpha Molecule?
It’s funny to imagine how pissed he would be with replicators around.
Absolutely fucking furious. Him and Pike end up with a bromance over cooking. God this makes itself. CBS/PARAMOUNT ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING?!
Sisko also cooks
Just not as sexily as Pike
Wow, you and I have very different tastes
Clearly. I’m into people who haven’t committed war crimes
