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Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago

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  • تحريرها كلها ممكن@lemmy.ml
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    51 minutes ago

    Is this a joke or are they serious?

  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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    9 hours ago

    Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      That’s impossible because that’s my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there’s a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that’s never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      6 hours ago

      so… lemmy?

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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        2 hours ago

        Just anywhere on the Internet, really

  • gwilikers@lemmy.ml
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    9 hours ago

    What is vibe coding?

    • Walop@sopuli.xyz
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      9 hours ago

      You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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        3 hours ago

        I used to laugh at these, but I’ve just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know… long story short it’s not funny to me anymore

  • nixigaj@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

  • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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    24 hours ago

    vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

  • Luffy@lemmy.ml
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    For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

    • N3Cr0@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

      Here’s the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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        /* doesn’t require --no-preserve-root, you’re not trying to delete root after all.

    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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      You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

      • Luffy@lemmy.ml
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        1 day ago

        If the AI tells them to

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

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          OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

        • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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          “free ssh online”

      • veroxii@aussie.zone
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        Or use sudo?

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    I registered at “C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html”

    • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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      And now I’m sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

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    More like “vibe doesn’t fucking work and even the senior can’t figure out why!” Coder

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    html is not a programming language. its a markup language.

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      23 hours ago

      Can’t you tell it’s satire? They also said java is javascript

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        i guess not

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    Already there

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