Honey with water (just make sure you change the packaging after 5 years before the plastic starts to degrade)

I’m not racist but, (Insert something funny)

Cannot say female dog

Test removed fuck shit

Bro had a “phase”

Chocolate milk is a nessesity in this complicated world, without chocolate milk I would have nothing to live for

Down voting this won’t stop it from being true

If your a Apple ecosystem user then a macbook, a framework If your a windows user, or a system76 Laptop for linux. Macbooks are good for the ecosystem, if you can afford the 500gb version than good for you.
Frameworks are good if you want to upgrade to a 1tb or a better laptop CPU GPU screen ect in the future if you can follow upgrade instructions.
System76 laptops are affordable and come with Linux rather than windows without half the function keys not working. (And has better integration as it runs pop-os system76s Linux distro)
With a 2k budget you basicly can buy anything and maybe be specific based on OS preference, brand preference, and what your gonna use the laptop for. (E.g my laptop is >200£ is only used for web browsing and word processing therefore its a Linux machine with low end specs from lenovo)

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Only chads eat a full lunch and go to sleep on the toilet because sleep

Startpage (google results) or duckduckgo (but it contains a few Microsoft trackers)

Looks like a dead centipede that got infected by a parasite in the legs

1 byte = 827.76787ths of a French fry

Star Wars: Republic Commando

I am enraged by this Android SLANDER

Not really (as a daily user) but it is a pain to wrangle some times

Did you know that the peel of the banana is edible?

Still have a working windows phone!

Tag me when you’re app is released