“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

What is null is null?

The Egyptians also invented the five-sided dice but they were too huge to roll.

Yes, it’s pretty strange…

The fuckers didn’t even put the pieces of bread together.

Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

She wanted to be on tghe puctures too. I would be more concerned that she’s given your faces the Japanese Testicle treatment.

Is that $21 or $21 plus some random tax when you get to the till because fuck you?

Does anyone have an idea what time we can expect the by-election results?

“We send £250 million per week to the EU, let’s spend it on AV”

I think I’ve cracked it guys.

No more Frequent Flyer bitch points for my boi.

Maybe from a purely democratic point of view, however in the current environment it’s better than what we have now and it’s a reflection of the general mood of the country.

Blair had big majorities and we look back on this as a period of good governance up until the war and identity cards.

Nice to see them coming in with fewer votes than the Greens. They can’t have Nimbied hard enough.

And just 11 votes between first and second place.

They are all having a by-election later in the month.