Don’t forget microplastics!

All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if this is creative: when I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even… heard of one or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old! Couldn’t even talk yet!

• Michael Scott
  • Albino Python

I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.