“I fired hundreds of employees because a con artists sold me on this new technology, promote me.”

If we just pay our taxes to King George he’ll eventually listen to us!

Wine and cigarettes wouldn’t do that to a baby. I’m not exactly sure what would. Conceiving the child with Satan himself, perhaps? Or any billionaire human? To get those levels of evil.

Doom spending has been going on for a lot longer than Gen Z. I used to be one of those people who looked down their nose at those who didn’t have enough money to eat properly every day yet would splurge on fancy clothes or toys. Then I was unemployed for almost a year. Now when I have money, I get the urge to spend it on the tiniest dopamine hit before yet another real life expense steals it all away.

This is quickly becoming the norm in every industry. Every employer wants fewer employees to do more, without paying them more of course.

Some people actually think they can tell the difference between 70 and 72 Fahrenheit and those people could save a lot of money on medications by switching entirely to placebos for everything.

Then the users would complain that they can’t fit the tag in their water.

There are no undecided voters in this election. No one who wants to vote for the Toupee is going to be won over by anything the Democratic party says. All they’re doing with this is turning away voters on the left, who want an option beyond two conservative candidates.

For almost two weeks there it seemed like the Dems might have learned a lesson, but they’re back to shooting themselves in both feet.

And below the Xmas Special are the sequels.

In what possible instance would they not be copper colored?