That is NOT what I learned from The Offspring.

There’s an amusement park in Maine that does “after dark” a few nights per year. Adults only and they serve drinks. It’s marketed toward millennials who grew up going to the park. I haven’t been, but it seems popular.

Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.

I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.

I used to think Crocs were stupid. I

I was looking for indoor winter footwear for the cold floors: Slippers with socks were too hot. Slippers without socks were too sweaty and gross. Just socks wore out my socks too quickly.

I now have indoor Crocs. They’re great to regulate temperature.

Because resuming from mute or pause has less delay. Particularly if using a CD or bluetooth audio.

I’m lucky that my Subaru has it right. Left right are back forward and up down is volume. My only complaint is that the button in the middle is mute, rather than pause. I can pause CDs, bluetooth audio, and even live radio. Why in hell would I ever choose mute over pause?

Data visualization.

Nice day.

Snakes: Easy Street.

I said not me, as in I’m not a subject of Stockholm Syndrome in the culture I was born into.

Pssh, not me. I was born into a homophobic redneck culture and I hated it. I now consider myself an LGBTQ+ ally and computer nerd.

I also don’t see why.

Tombert.

First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

This would be ideal, but some people work jobs where it’s not feasible.

Yeah that’s my thought.

I talk a lot when I’m drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.

My least expensive option was the local cat shelter. They have a ton of cats and the small fee I paid was to cover sterilization, mainly. It was actually cheaper than it would have been to get a free cat off a marketplace and get it sterilized.

On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.

I think you’re thinking about it being bad for your skin. I think there’s some validity to this, but I can’t be certain. Any dermatologists in the house? Moisturizer seems like a good idea.