Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]

I’ve heard them called “bicycle-shaped objects”

I’ll add the caveat that any bicycle sold at Walmart is complete garbage and will probably break on you

Snack foods. Store brand Cheetos taste the same for half the price

Pimento

when you want to liberate the working class (or if you have red-green color blindness)

Actual picture of a communist hot-boxing:

The Melchizedek of LotR