“All religious texts are porn and fairy tales… Not mine though”

• literally every religious person on Earth

TIL

I’ll admit it lol

IDK what the fuck this is but I’m onboard lol

This. Violence is not the answer.

Until it is. Violence sometimes only can be corrected with violence.

I try so hard to show people how to do things themselves when they ask me to help them with various tech…whatever, and almost universally get told “no.”

Magic rectangle take me to Facebook, if it doesn’t I need someone to make the magic rectangle take me to Facebook, and I refuse to understand it any further.

No u

I saw numbers from some study about tech and people’s relationships with it or whatever and it’s insane how many people think Facebook is the entire internet now that they’ve had that integrated browser for so long. It’s just all they ever learned of technology, magic rectangle go to Facebook.

I understand not being “tech savvy,” a “hobbyist,” whatever - but I can’t fathom not bothering to consider how something I use daily works AT ALL. I hate cars but I learned enough to understand how to tentatively diagnose a problem and handle minor maintenance myself, but some people take their car to the dealer like 4x a year instead.

Is madness.

Spoilers: The girl is actually Zelda, not the boy. DJ AIR HORN INTENSIFIES

That’s how I feel gesturing broadly at the 3 or 4 states they’re still actively fighting against minimum marriage age laws.

Their voters out here voting for them to “protect children” from pronouns, from books, from learning - then turn a blind eye when they vote to make marrying at 12 legal again or to force 12 year olds to give birth or to send 12 year olds back to the mines. Not only are the politicians cartoon villains, in 2023 so are their voters. Full Stop.

Plenty of systems operate just fine without 4-6 hours of daily scheduled downtime. This is just deliberate.

We know why but pointing out how Republicans only policy position is “explicitly kneecap everything so we can privatize it and funnel money to our friends at non negotiated rates 5x the normal end user retail cost” is apparently not allowed because some guys like guys and some people want to alter a pronoun by one letter or some such shit.

I’ve known a few parents who will straight up tell their kids date to run. 😂

America: nuh uh in fact aspartame gives you a 6 pack we just discovered