CommieCretzl [he/him]

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

This sucks so bad. Hey Ukraine, have you tried suing for peace then spending on the social safety net instead of bombs? It’s the least you could do

A little bit of exercise can help. Go for a jog or something

Once you get to know us I think you’ll find we’re actually pretty cool