Mildly infuriating my arse.

The only future outcomes are wholly and completely infuriated to the very core of your being if the ex escalates past phone harassment to real life.

Or

The feeling of smug self satisfaction of dodging the fucking firing squad when this person leaves your life without further fuss.

I know we’ll not regain the special privileges we had and will need to eventually move toward the Euro but good lord we should be rejoining the EU posthaste.