Knew someone who went to a Waldorf school. Luckily, she was extremely eager to learn, even as a child, so she finished it with great “grades”
Except for math, which she hated. So she finished her basic education with the math skills of a second grader
“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”
“Oh, haven’t you heard?”