Yeah but see that would require the government to do something, and right now they can’t even tell their asses from their elbows. Oh and they’re cutting at least half the jobs. Because eFiShAnSeE.

What about overly bright LED signs? Like billboards or business signs? Those things also suck.

That’s because the Orange Jackass wants the government to use asshole-approved words, like “bitch,” “cripple,” and “decrepit.”

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

It’s like a cubist nightmare…

Well Elon didn’t make the mail trucks, obviously.

Pretty sure adding a couple hundred pounds of armor would snap its suspension.

That’s because there’s no scientific methodology for selling out to the Orange Jackass.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or they’re really this stupid.

I mean he can call it the Great American Weiner Washer but I’m still not gonna follow suit.

No no, do that in hotels, because they overcharge so goddamn bad.

Nope. That’s Natural Red 4, aka carmine aka cochineal. And if you’re squicked out about bugs in your food then boy oh boy have I got bad news for you lol. Anyway bugs ass food is fine, personally, as long as they’re ground up into dust first.

Right. Because none of us noticed it when they refused to pay our medical expenses.

This looks like a Chinese knockoff, I’m surprised it’s legit.

Sounds like a fake “confession” he was corrected into signing to me.