I mean he can call it the Great American Weiner Washer but I’m still not gonna follow suit.

No no, do that in hotels, because they overcharge so goddamn bad.

Nope. That’s Natural Red 4, aka carmine aka cochineal. And if you’re squicked out about bugs in your food then boy oh boy have I got bad news for you lol. Anyway bugs ass food is fine, personally, as long as they’re ground up into dust first.

Right. Because none of us noticed it when they refused to pay our medical expenses.

This looks like a Chinese knockoff, I’m surprised it’s legit.

Sounds like a fake “confession” he was corrected into signing to me.