There the here and there. Where else would you like them to go?

So… Ragnarok for real life?

“if you don’t have any money - spend the money you don’t have and move”

Might be the dumbest thing I’ve read ment as good advice.

Moving won’t help the whole country is in the same sinking boat.

Fleeing the country costs even more money and time.

I’d wager more the 70% of people are stuck where they are. Whether they own a home or are renting.

Move. To where? Cuba? Most places don’t want the average dumbed down north America.

Moving also men’s leaving all your support groups, friends and family. You have any idea how hard and expensive it is to pack up and move someplace where you don’t know anyone?

I wonder if that’s how Egypt phrased it when they cast all the Jews out into the desert 2000+ years ago?

But when I post anything anti-genocide - I get banned from Facebook for being anti-Semitic?

My 56k modem would get 15kbps. What exactly is going on with grandmas connection?

She on Freenet or something? Is that even still around?

Big bang theory.

Rag “you’re talking about a subcontinent that hasn’t had a solid bowl movement…”

The start of the 99% being broken enough to start fighting back and eating the rich and over throwing government and basic utilities.

Then the slow and inevitable collapse of society in general.

Wow that’s quite the spread of ideas!

Some of those I’m on board for.

Others make me wonder what stone he slimed out from under.

Doesn’t matter. It’s all words until he’s I power and does / doesn’t do anything.

America no!!

America : I’m over here…

Sorry, force of habit, Canada Noooo!

Not stupid answer :

After cremation - all metal artifacts are given back to the family should they want them.

I hope my kids take the titanium from my spine.

I made a political post here a couple of days ago.

RIP in box.

Turns out lemmy users are just as toxic as reddit is.

The reddit posts I saw made it seem WAY more complicated then it was.

It made it seem I was going to have to make dozens of different users. That it was going to be an issue posting to different instances. That I was going to need several programs to talk to eachother…

Mean while. I signed up. Sync told me. ‘hey! You just got lemmy - I already work for that!’ and here I am. Sometime I forget this isn’t reddit.

Seriously. Whatever flyers you want to spread for reddit needs to show how EASY it is to come here.

Speaking of that. Do we lemmings have a dedicated post we can share to redditor who are ready to switch?

I’m sensing a Netflix zelda cartoon in the making.

Let’s make it twilight princess themed so we don’t even have mouths moving.

Yoga swing.

Anytime an adult asks what it is and I explain. They always - always always - assume its a sex swing.

Which, admittedly it could very well be if the wife wasn’t so damn unwilling.

I’d have thought that the cylinder part was hallow. But the bottom part was solid. Thus. Seperate your hot beverage from your surface - be it table, hand, lap. No need to hold on to it if it’s not hot on the bottom.

Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that’s the way we liked it.

Put cabled in. And it worked.

And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

“signs of life show the catastrophe approaching”

Edit: I’m so sorry. I ment to write that in sarcasm font.

Nothing says “we didn’t do it” like threatening to nuke one of the most peaceful countries in the world.

After all the worry about NATO and Russia starting WW3. It would be almost comical if it was India that did it.

Out of curiosity. What countries would back India’s unprecedented surprise nuking of Canada? Or would they just be opening themselves up to being attacked by the entire planet at that point?

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds…