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Thanks bot, that was as clear as diarrhea

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Henry Hoover

For the Americans, this is more than one football field and less than Texas

Can’t hear Big Tech over ODE TO JOY

Yeah fuckin stop it eh?

Can you imagine the fucking mess comment threads would be like that? 😂

What’s with the signature thing in your comments?

Really clutters up a comment thread. Imagine if everyone did that

if you want to read some more critical commentary

What I read was a measured and reasoned reply from one of the founders to a small handful of keyboard warriors 😂

Yeah that drives me nuts too. Shopping results for fuckin Home Depot? I’m in Europe you stupid search engine

This is one person rambling about stuff she’s hypothesising

“They didn’t pay sales tax for the first couple of years”

Do you even know how small businesses get off the ground in Europe? Possibly by being exempt from taxes until their profits are high enough?

Says their financial information is impossible to find, then starts telling us exactly what that information is

This is the same as people watching a YouTube channel and just assuming it’s gospel because they watch that channel a lot smh

It’s not beautiful when it’s confusing and badly presented

Don’t blame me if it doesn’t work, you talentless cunt

If I need an /s here you can pull one out of your arse

I love the idea. Feddit UK would be a good place for this, could see that taking off

Stick to UK based communities, every comment is read as sarcasm by default, it makes life so much easier 😂

I mean, your average Lemmy user has skin the thickness of a cobweb, and a developmentally-stunted sense of humour from growing up watching bland American sitcoms

Unless the comments are coming with a laugh-track this can only go horribly wrong

(Insert /s here due to poor reading comprehension on one side of the Atlantic)

Yes I dwindle, jade, tax, crumble, impair, weather, decrease, gall, decline, tire, decay, scrape, abrade, fade, waste, shrink, deteriorate, exhaust, erode, scuff, weary, graze, fatigue, diminish, fray, chafe, drain, overwork, grind, cut down, wear out, be worthless, become threadbare, become worn, go to seed, scrape off, use up, wash away and wear my thesaurus thin too

I didn’t read the community name and wondered who tf thought the back end of a goose requires more attention than the front end

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