Unless I’m missing the joke, I think you’re in the wrong place. Also, IDK.

I’m not a windows user, but I’ve heard windows enterprise has a lot of the annoyances enabled. Also linux, but I’m guessing there’s a reason you don’t use that already.

Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

No, if they tried a couple sites that are no longer up, they could look at them there.

Is the joke that it is not a good idea or is there more to it?

16 oz is not that much, although cold brew is a little stronger. I used to consume a about gram of caffeine a day but withdrawal for me was a light headache and slightly lower energy for a day (I went no caffeine for a little while to reduce tolerance). I did notice my energy improve without it, however I am sometimes not able to get enough sleep and it is good for leveling out energy in those cases. I generally try to have low doses and occasional strategic bursts when necessary. Also if you are worried about sleep you can do the math using the half life of caffeine (5 hours avg.) to figure out how much you are on when you go to bed. Sorry if incoherent, I have been busy this week and not getting much sleep.

The third bit is wrong. Prove me wrong.

I didn’t say you had to write it on Lemmy. Write it on paper.

Now write it in IEEE754 without using the internet.

What I heard was that they can have cold but not hot caffeine. Does that mean they can use Java only on well cooled computers? Or does java refer to a specific kind of coffee (that is not cold)? Well apparently Java is an island in Indonesia where Java coffee is grown. That would mean that Java could be cold brew and that they can so long as their computer is cool enough for it not to be considered hot. The exact definition of hot is tricky, though cold brew is typically served at refrigerated temperatures which would mean the computer would need sub-ambient cooling.

Tldr: they need a computer with sub-ambient cooling.

Are you familiar with the network effect?

They are for pedantic literature people to argue about, duh.

I just spoof the browser agent. They rarely actually need stuff your browser doesn’t support.

I believe gpt4all has a self-hostable web interface but I could be wrong. Still it can run on relatively low end hardware (relatively because it still needs a decent amount) and you could just use it on your local computer.