As @candyman337@sh.itjust.works said, use a recruiter/agency. Post your CV to indeed and reed. It depends also where you are, in EU the job boards are different than US I guess. Speaking of LinkedIn, have you posted a message saying “hello world, I’m open to work and I’ve experience at this $stuff”, and then ask your friends to share it. I got a couple of contacts that way.

Also, look for a resume builder/parser. Quick search gave me https://www.open-resume.com/ https://noted.lol/open-resume/

Pretty much everyone uses a CV parser when you apply, so if your is not formatted properly it’s properly one of the reasons you get rejected. Another reason is that probably they recognize you are above what they need, so they know that a) you’d be expensive and b) probably get bored fast and leave. Put stuff you have experience with, specifying what your experience is, what your contributions were to the project etc. Saying “5 years of experience on $language” is not very meaningful. Writing “I created a Perl program to import data from Word docs to a MySQL DB, optimizing the code to use no explicit variables” (true story btw) is better. Or most likely “worked on $project for $industry, implementing $modules and enforcing $best_practice, collaborating with the wider team and helping mentoring other junior developers”. Don’t forget to mention non-technical skills. Companies look for someone whom is nice to work with more than someone who knows everything. A guru that alienates people is less worthy than someone that maybe don’t know everything (and admits it) but can talk to others.

Re: time wasters. Holy shit 8 round of interviews! Even MS and AWS are less than that! MS was the biggest in my experience with 5 (but tbh it was all in a day, so not a horrible drawn out process, just different people). But you can ask at the beginning when speaking with the hiring manager what’s the process, and you can decide if it’s something you want to spend time on or nah.

Best of luck and don’t be discouraged! I had a 3 months dry spell once, applying every day to multiple roles and being rejected. It’s part of the game I’m afraid. Venting helps. Not getting a job immediately is not a failure in your part.

Best of luck!

Always have been

Only of being on the losing side I guess

ah, the original shitposters

I never buy new phones, only used on ebay after Christmas

I recently installed GrapheneOS on a pixel 7 pro. Waaaay easier than lineageOS. As long as you have the drivers installed on your pc and opposable thumbs, it’s a breeze.

On dvd yes, they all had the original language plus the dubbed one. Anything out of dvd no. Even when dvb-t came out (digital broadcasting) very few programmes had the original track. Now it’s a bit more common, but not the general rule.

Are you sure it’s not covid? I got it in July this summer…

Also, maybe this website is interesting for your projects? Or at least to get lost in for a while https://www.construction-physics.com/.

A man walks into a bar… … And breaks his nose.

Ba-dumb-tshhh!

And I read the post while ripping a massive one

For distance, no. Day to day we use mm, cm, m and km. But in more specialised settings (e.g. construction) I’ve seen sometimes decameters.

For weight yes, grams, hectograms, kg, tons. Liquids is usually ml, cl, liters, hectoliters (not sure it’s spelt that way).

In labs I’ve also seen also micro and nano of all three units.

Well if they need to row they actually need the water (ba-dum tshhh)

You want mummies and zombies hordes, because that’s how you get mummies and zombies hordes!

I use hyperlocal weather app. Radar and longer forest (like it’s useful in uk lol), better/clearer interface imo

You are looking at £6 MILLIONS of wasted money.

https://www.theb1m.com/article/marble-arch-mound-mvrdv-london

I’ve found that sweating like mad helps clear the cold faster. Like put on a ton of jumpers and go for a brisk walk. Or sleep with way too many blankets. DRINK A LOT OF WATER!

Slightly worse advice: get drunk before going to bed (that’s one of the things that make me sweat).

Had some issues with Jerboa as well this morning. I cleared all the app data/cache, logged back in and it worked again.

Yikes…

Nobody’s normal, we are all weird in our own way.

And that’s why the billionaires are investing in spaceships… Seriously though, they are really buying “doomsday” properties to ride it out.