IndiBrony

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I have 69 followers on YouTube. Where does that put me?

I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I don’t hate the idea of national service.

I feel like a nation that has a basic first hand knowledge of the army may be slightly better prepared in war time.

I have other reasons as well but sadly not enough time to elaborate right now.

I’m always happy to have it pointed out to me why my opinions are wrong, though, so have at me if you think it’s a terrible idea.

I do understand that this in itself is an appeal to the voter base, though. They don’t give a shit about the outcome of making it a thing.

I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.

Poop fan?

We had a chance at this back in 2010. I even voted for the Lib Dems. I know people were sick of Labour at the time, but damn did they fuck up by ConDemning us all.

I would love nothing more than PR, but just like Brexit, you can’t underestimate the will of the British public to continuously vote against their own interests.

I’ll believe it when I see it. We’ve managed to keep these idiots in power for 14 years longer than we should have - I still have plenty of doubts.

Don’t forget her rebellious streak of running through wheat fields!

An American, an Icelandic, a German, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into Antarctica, and þú cannae verstehen the fuck unrhyw af Þeim sagen.

The average person may well scoff at the idea that we can’t land on the moon properly even though we could do it 60 years ago, but your average KSP chads are just amazed we’ve managed to actually land on the mun and not waste billions on making penis rockets that crash 10ft away from base.

Worst part is that I get this with the government website in the UK. For me it was a sub menu which was supposed to appear when a certain option was clicked. It wouldn’t display the sub menu in Firefox. Had to redo the damn thing in Edge…

I would thank them for letting me know their site isn’t worth the visit.

The rest I can understand, but… only?

I remember this one! They’re was another one as well which I’ve sadly forgotten. I believe I tried to make a couple up myself once upon a time.

Close, that’s Worcester. Worcestershire is “wstrshr”!

This amuses me highly as, where I’m from, a ‘chud’ is an alternative name for a chewing gum. So to me, a “re-chud” reads as someone who has picked a used chrewing gum from under the table and chews it themselves.

Fools haven’t even written it well! Translated:

STOP WRITING

• MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE AESSED DIRETLY

• YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL ODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilities

• Wanted to aess memory diretly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was alled “ASSEMBLY”

• “Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me *&* of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respet for all this time, with all of the omputers we built for them

(These are REAL programs, written by REAL Programmers):

??? ??? ???

They have played us for absolute fools

My mum works at a bar and one of her regular punters used to be this highly stereotypical blokey-bloke who was massively homophobic, racist, etc. He was always at the bar, often talking about the gays n shit… So one day I decide to play absolute havoc with him. I turn up at the bar wearing all my loudest brony merch (the prize piece being a backpack in the shape of a ponified Doctor Who, complete with sonic screwdriver), step up to the bar right beside him and get my mum to mix up the pinkest cocktail and drink it through a straw from a nice tall, slim glass.

He looked at me, and all I had to do was give a little smile in his direction to make him practically flee to the other side of the bar. You could see the cogs in his brain whirring, trying to comprehend what effeminate weirdo he was looking at, knowing he couldn’t say shit because it’s the bartender’s son. Fucking hilarious to watch him squirm.

He’s dead now. No great loss, believe me.

Give it enough time and this whole thing might even lead to 13! deaths

This was going to be my answer. I wear shorts all the time!