Ioughttamow@kbin.runtoExplain Like I'm Five@lemmy.world•What's up with JD Vance and couches??
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2 months agoCouch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas
Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas
Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?
The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?
The red on his face is going to end up being from a burst, expired Heinz ketchup packet he keeps on him to have with his well done steaks
Speech is more dangerous than a gun to an authoritarian
Even the guilty shouldn’t be tortured
It should be whiskey like the founders intended