Chicken has Its own “Norman” word, which is “poultry”.

Get the stickers. Faster to apply and less worry about getting caught.

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

That’s at least semi normal. Outside knobs are front, inside are back. Center for the oven.

As long as they’re labeled and spin the same way, I’m fine.

But what Lovecraftian villain came up with OP’s oven controls?

That last one is what kills me. Three different ranges of lo-hi, who does that?

It is clearly marked as not being a $20 bill. That 2024 is huge compared to the real thing. The flip side probably includes a picture of Donnie T instead of Jackson.

If you accept that as legal tender, it’s on you. On the bright side, there’s no indication that they were trying to pass it off as real money. It’s like those screeds where it looks like a $20, but you open it and it says, “I bet you would have been happy if this was real money, but let me tell you, Jesus is better than money.”

Gee, thanks. Let me ask the HEB of they’ll accept Jesus in exchange for milk and beef.

Restaurant owners

I would remember that guy, and spit in all his food when he came back.