you’re blocked for doing something funny

As a funny person, this makes me sad. They should get a sense of humor.

Particle colliders can make new particles, but how do they get the particles they smash to begin with? 🤔

I could be a farmer…

An MMO gold farmer. 😌

Give 'em an occular pat down.

For (life) { suffering; }

If you haven’t already BEARD about it…

Is that pun on purpose or is it just the typography and that actually does say “heard?”

Foosball is just an Americanized spelling of “Fußbal” which is German for Football.

Foosball

Mama says foosball is the devil!

I just learned about “gaussian splats” and it was the first thing I thought of that might be useful for generating a 3D model that could be converted to a hologram because it specifically uses distance data of reflections to generate the model and how that model fills a volume.

That’s one hell of an assumption. It’s not gonna break down equally across the entire spring. Whatever the weakest point is will eventually wear away first and cause it to break because of all the tension in it.

Even if it could dissolve equally across the entire spring, the outer parts would go first and it eventually will dissolve away from the things holding it in place and release that tension. If it doesn’t just break due to the dissolving metal weakening the structure while still under tension.

I feel like to get the meat and potatoes of the question a better way of asking would be what would happen to the potential energy if the spring was instantly vaporized, like by a Star Trek phaser.

But industry experts have pointed out that businesses with limited Java use would have to license the software per employee under the latest model

Yikes.

If they stand close enough and you scan them with a barcode scanner, they show up in the system as beef, but for only $0.21/per pound.

Nobody should have remained neutral toward Hitler.

Locks eyes with Switzerland

All this recent news about animal psychology has made me wonder what the fuck science has been examining in animals for the past entire time humans have existed, that it’s only now they are thinking this.

Ugh… I don’t want a virtual Elon Musk embedded in everything! 😩

Actually, the waves emitted by the radio tower are enough for a receiving device to generate a small electrical current just through the oscillations of the propagating signal.

Radios receiving signals don’t just siphon the signal off lol

What you’re asking would only really happen with wireless Internet service and it’s not because of the wireless signal, but because the overall bandwidth diminishes the more people connect to it.

Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say “X fixed,” but it’s not actually fixed and then the next update says “X fixed. No really this time.” lol

Are you an employee at Valve? lol

Ok… He didn’t say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.