Eugh, well done! We were all stupid little fuckers in the past at some point. God I was so full of my own self importance in my 20s it makes me cringe just thinking about it

I’ve always worked factory jobs and have grown used to people showing their true colours at voting time. This year I’m in a different workplace that seems a bit more left leaning, but a few at the table at break time said they couldn’t vote for Labour because they would take us back into the EU (I corrected them and told them that’s a Tory bullshit and Starmer has outright rejected the idea).

They said that’s fine but they still can’t vote Labour and they were thinking about voting Reform.

My first instinct was to go on a rant about that mealy-mouthed frog-faced cunt with a french name that wants to stop foreigners crossing our border. Ask the cunt how Brexit went, twat!

Instead I said “Hey great, go for it, if you ain’t voting Tory I don’t give a flying fuck who you’re voting for, it’s not a Tory vote and that’s all that matters to me.”

I would get all thrombo at the last workplace with it’s Boris-lovers, I’ve grown.

I’ve just had a discussion at work about how Biden was blaming his poor performance in a debate on a bad night’s sleep, and quipped that maybe he would be better letting someone younger have a go as they’re less likely to have to get up to pee so often at night so they’ll be more on the ball.

Bye

Defeatist

It is my belief that this is exactly what happened last election. Labour have it in the bag, may as well not walk to the polling station, just stay here and play Red Dead.

Corbyn had his youth vote, but they just couldn’t be bothered voting because he had it in the bag.

This election I’m ringing around my friends and driving them to the polling station

I could become king of the world, you could grow a third leg, we could all burn in a fiery hellpit.

You. I like.

Don’t let this make you all laxidasical about voting. “They’ll lose anyway so fuck it” and all that.

Vote the fuckers out

Well he did call him a liar to his face, that was challenge enough to me.

He even explained why it was a lie.

ӣ2000 worse off in taxes"

That’s all he said wasn’t it?

Unelected, jug-eared, toffy-nosed midget

Edit: From the BBC-

The chief Treasury civil servant wrote to Labour two days ago saying that the Conservatives’ assessment of their tax plans “should not be presented as having been produced by the civil service”.

The letter from James Bowler, the Treasury permanent secretary, risks undermining Rishi Sunak’s claim in last night’s debate that Labour’s plans include £38bn of uncosted spending, which he says would mean £2,000 of tax rises per working household.

In a letter to Darren Jones, the shadow chief secretary to the Treasury, Bowler writes: “As you will expect, civil servants were not involved in the production or presentation of the Conservative Party’s document ‘Labour’s Tax Rises’ or in the calculation of the total figure used … the £38bn figure used in the Conservative Party’s publication includes costs beyond those provided by the Civil Service”.

“I agree that any costings derived from other sources or produced by other organisations should not be presented as having been produced by the Civil Service,” he adds.

From a little shop in Afflecks Palace in Manchester if anyone else wants one

Mate I think you would like the badge I have on my leather jacket which has the union flag with the caption “FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” across it.

Now I wonder how many grandparents out there are looking at their grandkids and thinking “these little fuckers need a bit of WAR” because that’s the only people that want this.

Fuck this jug-eared midget, I hope he gets cancer.

Maybe they’ll win with “look how he eats a sandwich” again

Yup they have 3 choices:

We’re getting it right and we’re on the right path

Better the devil you know, it’ll be worse with the other guy

Time for change

This is 2 and 3, It’s terrible now, time for change or you’ll be stuck with the other guy.

Rishi is running on 1 and 2, we’re on the right path, better with us than chaos with Labour

It’s another headline detailing how the Tories are fucked!

They did this when Boris won.

Do not think “Eh, no point voting then” that’s what they want.

Seriously this is all an exercise in brainwashing. If you hate the Tories then fucking vote

I still use the term Gammon when I’m road raging

They do, you’re right. But I remember not so long ago there was a “scandal” that he was receiving money from people dying without a will in the Manchester area. That wasn’t the scandalous part of it, that’s just the way it is, and the money is supposed to be used for his charity. Instead it was being used to renovate his private properties that he rents for his own personal income, meaning that while he wasn’t profiting directly from the deaths, he was in fact using that money to increase the value of his properties that he can then charge more in rent for, therefore profiting from it.

https://todayswillsandprobate.co.uk/the-guardian-kings-estate-allegedly-profits-from-unclaimed-inheritances/#:~:text=The Guardian has uncovered a,the north-west of England.

When it came out in the news, The Palace immediately made a massive charitable donation.

Just saying, while we have people pop up in every thread where people attack The Crown, there is definitely some shady shit that they do and cover up.

Another one that comes to mind was a Arab businessman giving the King a large donation with a suitcase full of cash. https://news.sky.com/story/prince-charles-accepted-carrier-bag-full-of-cash-as-a-charity-donation-from-qatar-ex-pm-claims-sunday-times-12640561

The Royals aren’t the transparent and charitable people they make themselves out to be. Sure they work with charities, and even enrich them, but they also profit.

Also I haven’t read those links I’ve posted, just done a quick Google and posted them before someone says “sauce”

And it won’t be fixed by people who benefit from it

Banana porridge made with banana milkshake instead of milk, with added banana slices