Oh yeah, I remember that one. I feel like it bothered me, but I could swear I knew nothing about solar sails back then.

I’d be content with Proxima Centauri. But that’ll still take a little while.

I could be mistaken, but I believe NASA used the same technique with light pressure to keep Kepler oriented properly as its reaction wheels each failed in sequence.

The joke didn’t work regardless.

That isn’t the criteria we use to name newly discovered species.

But you know what IS funny?

Joe Biden isn’t running for a second presidential term.

Yet you weirdos are so obsessed that you just can’t let him go. You wish he was still running. Because now y’all are about to get beat up by a girl.

Is that a joke?

Why? I don’t get it.

You should all incorporate and buy it.

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

I mean cool, but if farts release CO2 after digestion breaks down fats and proteins, then it’s not much of a carbon sink, is it? Not to mention the scale necessary to reverse climate change. We’d have to make billions of barrels of the stuff, then pump it deep underground for long term sequestration. It’ll be so energy intensive we’ll require nuclear fusion.

Dead serious, I say we do it.

One should never skip dicks in the queue. It’s rude and they’ve been waiting.

“Yes I have, and I’m happy to do so again. For you.”

Funerals don’t imply religion. Religionists like to pretend that it’s the only reason people care about each other. But that’s silly, isn’t it?

If we made it 16, you’d say the same about 15. And so on. There is a reason society implemented the age of consent.

Why would a pervert pretend to change genders (not talking about trans!) instead of simply joining the clergy, becoming a cop, or running for a conservative public office?

That’s the thing. It wasn’t a joke in the first place. You either couldn’t tell that, or you had some kind of agenda.

Sounds more like you can’t make one.

The Hubble Deep Field image struck the first major blow against my childhood indoctrination in young earth creationism.

Nope. I’ve definitely thought about it, but I’d have to put up with living under my parents again, and that would drive me into some very dark places. I’d also feel like a horrible creep if I tried dating again with all my adult experiences. No, reliving high school is not worth it to me.

Well a horse is a horse.