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Disclaimer: it’s been several years since I used this app. I’m making no claims on whether or not it will work for you
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.adhoclabs.burner
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Disclaimer: it’s been several years since I used this app. I’m making no claims on whether or not it will work for you
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.adhoclabs.burner
Anecdotally, I’ve had good luck using the paid app Burner. YMMV, but it always worked for me
make comment like “I’ll do [funny thing] on my channel if this video gets 1,000 likes!!”
comment gets 1,000 likes. Gets pushed to top of video’s comment section
edit comment (now top comment)
new top comment says “SEXY BABES ❤️NOW CLICK HERE ❤️ bitlee.co/gah87” and has a few thousand likes and reply comments from a few months ago
Just gonna triple up on recommending Windows Defender + responsible web browsing. Anti-virus isn’t really needed these days
Sounds a lot like my freshman year of college
Five pillows and a police lock
Data harvesting. How many people just click “Accept” for every permission an app wants? It doesn’t matter if the people never open it or delete it right away, it only takes seconds for the app to scan all that data and send it off once it has access.
I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I’m not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.
I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I’m surprised I didn’t melt a hole through the fabric. I’ve been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I’m sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I’m not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.
My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don’t even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I’ll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I’m going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can’t come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God’s ass apple and now I’m paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.
UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as “the schwetts” (shit sweats). It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I’ll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound
When your opponent has the right argument, the only way to combat them is to pick apart the most inconsequential tidbits and extrapolate/misrepresent them.
Exactly right. You’re not gonna get a free vacation into one of the highest-security ethnostates in the world off some vague “gotcha” clause
Certain-Dri antiperspirant + Georgio Armani Profumo is the winning combo
Laziness and/or sometimes genuine medical needs
Chicago Style supremacy 😤😤
Spic N’ Span was the most common spray I saw when I worked kitchen. It’s food contact safe.
Spent most of my uni years bouncing between kitchens. I worked at some of the largest chains in the country and some local, single-grill restaurants, in levels of sanitation that went from filthy to literal “eat off the floor.” In every case, I was told to never use degreaser on food contact surfaces.
The most common surface cleaner I saw was Spic N’ Span, though.
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Why are you a pedophile?
I’m not? This question should really have a preface to it
Why is anyone using X in 2024?