I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a centrifuge
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
So this is totally random and unsolicited, but I’ve seen you around some of the communities I’m in and I noticed you sometimes use slashes to emphasize words (e.g. /actual/). Maybe that’s a personal preference, but just in case, I thought I’d let you know that Lemmy supports Markdown formatting, so you can italicize words by wrapping them in asterisks. For example, *actual* becomes actual
Save an ox, plow a farmer
My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it’s only used once.
He is not well liked.
My favorites are flesh fries
He’s definitely stretching something
I can’t imagine a world in which calling a bird a “tit” in the first place was not the product of a poorly thought out public poll
The image won’t load for me but given the context I think I’m okay with that
Who doesn’t like going to see a circus?
If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.