He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

Absolutely. Even something as simple as a fresh fruit shake comes out so much smoother from the Vitamix. As the person who commented below you also mentioned, it is great for making soups as well. I have the food processor attachment and it’s mind-blowing how much quicker I’m able to prep my food because of it. I haven’t gotten the dry mixing bowl yet, but a buddy of mine uses it when making flour and swears by it.

Is it overkill for most, probably, but given it’s going to last me for at least 10 years, I’m okay with the purchase price.

Funny enough, I’ll never use a Ninja again after getting a Vitamix.

And you don’t have to put the sheets in the wash, run the dishwasher, and take the trash out.

I have one from Spade that I bought a while ago that I love.

Ditto