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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Reminds me of a joke told by an old Polish priest from his time in the Soviet Union.

    A party official is sent to a village that hadn’t been meeting it’s quota.
    He meets with the mayor and tells him "Trucks are coming tomorrow. The central committee has decreed you will fill them with your potato stockpile.
    “As you say Comrade” says the mayor, “our potato stockpile is stacked high enough to reach God.”
    “God?” Retorts the official incredulously “There is no god in the Soviet Union!”
    The mayor shrugs “There are no potatoes either”








  • I have a purpose made device for that job. It’s a clear plastic cone with a hollow handle at the point. Half the open end is closed off. Inside there is a semicircular ‘door’ with it’s own handle that sits inside the hollow one.
    You place it over the creature that’s getting evicted, then rotate the inner handle so the door rotates over the opening, sealing it (taking care not to trap any legs).

    Then go outside and reverse the process to release it.
    Personally I don’t mind spiders and would rather have them around than the pests they eat, but wifey is incredibly arachnophobic, so they have to go.