You obviously didn’t read the version where the hare gets eaten.
You obviously didn’t read the version where the hare gets eaten.
Aww, shit. Who doesn’t like seeing a dragon now and then? I’m in!
I’ve turned a “my friend” story into my story on the Internet. It’s just easier than adding “my friend’s” in front of every other word. It doesn’t change the point or value of the story, and for all you Internet strangers know, it could be him posting his own experience.
Nice try. That other person told me nobody online has ever eaten dragon fruit.
I only remember them if I wake up in the middle. I bet I’m missing out on some good stories.
You’re doing the Lord’s work.
Just don’t let them use your keyboard.
The cost of health care in America is off putting.
Honestly, it checks out.
They COULD be evil aliens, but they didn’t come here for us. We showed up LOOOOOOOONG after they took over.
Chlorophyll? More like BORE-ophyll!! Amiright?
Talk to my mom. She’s a spiritualist Reverend who has talked to people who have been aliens in past lives.
I’m not saying it’s true, but there are others out there, maybe WAY out there!
Now I want a remake, but the antics are him trying to act like he’s 23 while pushing 50.
Meeting up with old friends and doing shots, staying up past midnight…
Then again, it might hit a little TOO close to home.
If we can’t trust giant industrial corporations motivated by constant year over year profit growth, who CAN we trust?!?
Ok, but for the rest of us who AREN’T perfect, this could be a situation that one encounters.
“Should haves” are the least wanted advice.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
Will confirm. I ONLY remember my dreams if I wake up in the middle of one.
When Mortal Kombat first came out and people were worried about the violence in it, my friend told me "If some kid rips off someone’s head because he saw Sub Zero do it, there was something wrong with him to begin with.
So, not impossible, but people have been doing crazy shit long before video games/social media/TV/movies/porn/radio/books/art/music have existed.
Oh shit. I was really expecting a Rick roll.
That is a great game. They didn’t try to shove Mario Kart into a mobile app, they made a mobile game that feels like you’re playing Mario kart.
I haven’t played it in forever, but I put quite a few hours into it when I first discovered it.