Okay, you’ve sold me.

A blend of cream cheese, ricotta, and Parmesan with imitation truffle oil.

It’s from Aldi, so that’s why I confidently state it has no real truffle content.

Also conflicted: I don’t think the disruption itself is a bad thing if it’s disrupting a part of society that derives benefit from the whatever is being protested against.

That said, I’m not sure how disrupting traffic in Los Angeles is going to affect the change they want to see. You can’t get much further from Washington DC than the West Coast.