Neunzigtausend!!!

Excuse me what? I’m German and I shower daily. I know nobody who doesn’t.

It’s just 90th fashion kinda

I had a prof twisting himself into knots trying to argue that human resources really is a positive term because companies care about and maintain their resources

Security guards in schools are such a weird concept to me

I am gay and have a master’s in computer science. Believe me, there wasn’t much for me in class either.

I know it may sound crazy but cops in my country can handle situations like these without shooting or tazing or stunning anybody at all.

That’d be amazing 😍

Interestingly in many parts of Germany Dönermenu and Kebabmenü would be the same

Parasite

Really like the bottom right smushed face for some reason

But look he’s really agile