We already know he’s from Whoville.
We already know he’s from Whoville.
No, a tumpet.
Yeah I knew from the moment it happened that Putin was behind it. It’s a distraction from a much more important war.
“If you see a homeless person with a funny sign, they probably haven’t been homeless very long.” - Chris Rock
The school shootings weren’t a problem until after we started putting In God We Trust all over our money.
Kennedy sure has nailed that whole act of being an evil genius who acts like an idiot so that nobody will suspect him of anything nefarious.
I’m surprised they haven’t replaced Netanyahoo with Netangoogle yet.
The OptiGrab!
Just take all the Israelis out of that region and give them Ohio.
If it’s Microsoft SQL you should be able to replay the transaction log. But you should be doing something like daily full backups and hourly incremental or differential backups to avoid this situation in the first place.
Didn’t the Palestinians vote for Hamas to be their government?
You would think a Muslim would go to hell for fucking a Jew. It’s got to be just as bad as eating pork.
I’m a big fan of the super obvious lie. It makes people think you’re really bad at lying, and they overestimate their ability to detect your lies, so they let their guard down.
Or just lock him in a padded cell where they force him to listen to Die Antwoord 24/7.
The guy is definitely a genius.
Step 1: Don’t murder your wife
So back in 2009 when the Saints won the Superbowl, people were going nuts in New Orleans. There was some heavy tailgating going on. I think this was before the championship game. There’s this group of people who would pool their money together and go all out. They’d bring in a big flatbed trailer for an 18 wheeler, and use it as a stage under a large overpass near the Super Dome, and have a massive party with a live band. They hired my friend’s band to play. Jimmy Buffett walks up and offers to join them on stage for a song. It was really cool of him.
No, they’re doing it for themselves. The US is just a beneficiary of their efforts.