A dog is a dog’s best friend

Some say its the precursor to ptp connections

So are you pro or anti biotics?

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system

It could be another complaint letter about copper

After last night’s beans

How often would you like an update about beef stroganoff?

Not if they covered it with sawdust and wrapped it in old newspapers

But is the poop standard?

It’s a stinging sensation

Don’t let your dreams be memes as they say it today