Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Hello this is Microsoft tech support heavy Indian accent they usually hang up when I speak my native language or act like I’m really interested in what kind of underwear they are wearing.

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

Like pokemon vs digimon, just in your mouth?

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.

They dont eat grass but lichen.

5th element