TrenchcoatFullOfBats

Roe v. Wade worked, until it didn’t. Legalizing something via SCOTUS has lately proven to be as permanent as the political views of a majority of the justices on that bench.

The only correct way to fix this problem is via a Constitutional amendment, and that’s never going to happen because Republicans have rage boners for state-sponsored killing, or in this case, murder.

Make it a toggle switch under a cool red cover and I’m in

Hiphopopotamus knows what’s up

Now I’m imagining this universe’s version of the SNW musical episode: Klingon bluegrass boy band?

Truck nuts on the nacelles?

Someone told them that the Angel Moron put more prophecies on some gold-pressed latinum

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.

From our sources (definitely not Kevin), the doctor was quoted as saying “This pig guy is dead, Jim. I’m a HUMAN doctor, not a Whatever-The-Hell-This-Guy-Is doctor!” Logical Updates On Influential Public Figures contacted the pig guy embassy for a reaction to Dr. McCoy’s remarks, but they had not returned our squeal hail by press time.

now everything and everyone is growing on me.

That’s the Stamets spirit!

Riker: Sad trombone noises

Just, please, don’t open the green door.

That’s where Cradle of Filth lives

deleted by creator

Cuts like a knife, but it feels so right!

What’s the number for the ambulance, again…?

Joel McHale

That is a deeeep cut

You can make a very nice (and strong) Dalgona with Cafe Bustelo instant coffee

Data’s Sad Haiku

Fully functional

“I’ll get the handcuffs, Data”

Damn you Tar Monster

Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.