Fuck Nigel with razor wire and anthrax. He’s a hideous specimen of smoker’s leathery racism. Disgusting person.

I though George Galloway was a convicted sex offender?!?!

Rochdale is a shithole, but deserves better.

Richy Sunak honestly has no idea what reality looks like.

Or maybe he just want a lick’o the ole fenty.

What happens when the substandard materials fail quickly, causing potential damage to people / property?

I think he didn’t like flying and was hoping to numb himself into not panicking.

Fuckwit blames faeries for shitting her pants.

Surprise surprise.

What a piece of shit. Typical Tory basically.

Yeah it seems like a great way to get mugged.

You forgot to mention that’s it’s also a major city in Ireland.

Amazing stuff.

Oh and there’s another marvellous city called:

There once was city of Cork,

In which lived an awful dork.

When in class at school,

He would act like a fool,

and stand on one leg like a stork.

Sorry I missed the funeral part earlier.

I still don’t think balloons or fire lanterns are in any way responsible.

Paper boats are generally ok as they breakdown pretty quickly.

Yeah well fuck them. The insistence on outright lying and deceit is a huge reason I detest the CCP.

Yeah… balloons end up in the sea and frequently turtles eat them thinking that their jellyfish. Dead sea turtles have been found stuffed full of plastic bags and balloons.

Paper lanterns end up setting things on fire far away.

Could you perhaps stop the magical disposable up-in-air thinking and do something else? Like write wishes on pieces of bark and hide them in a forest to break down harmlessly?

Pity. He seemed like a nice guy.

Submarine conversion assistance.

FFS. The can’t just say “serious allegations “ and leave it at that!!! WTF ARE the allegations?!!!?

I’ve not seen that documentary yet. But I’ll search it up.

My wife pronounces ‘foliage’ like ‘foil-adj’.