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  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.devBrace Style
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    2 months ago

    What if I prefer this?

    #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET {
    #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET }
    #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET (
    #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET )
    #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP :
    #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ;
    
    int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
      if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
        asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
          "mov $1, %%rax\n"
          "mov $1, %%rdi\n"
          "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n"
          "mov $4, %%edx\n"
          "syscall\n"
          PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
          PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
          PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx"
        CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
      CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
      return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
    CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
    
    asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n"
      "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n"
      ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
    










  • “Noooo! We must ban guns!”

    Citizens in blue states are rushing to limit their second amendment rights all while citizens in red states are busy expanding their own. Fascist militias are popping up all over the place, and while I’m optimistic and hopeful regarding the future there may come a time we’ll wish we had access to normal capacity magazines and non-nerfed rifles. Jon Stewart isn’t coming to your rescue when they have you on our knees in front of a ditch.

    Liberals need to start listening to what these people are saying, they’re very clearly telling us what kind of America they want to live in and what they’re willing to do to get there. Conservatives may often seem like a joke, but they’re dead fucking serious.

    If we somehow dodge this theofascist wave we’ve still got uber capitalists to deal with, and given the chance they’ll take everything we’ve got. If you’re healthy enough to shoot, educate and arm yourselves, it’s your civic responsibility.