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Ours would say:
Party 1
- Round up all minorities and immigrants into camps. Create jobs ‘digging the death pits’.
- Replace ‘Separation of church and state’ in the Constitution with a copy of the ‘Right to bare arms’ amendment, but this time in all caps.
- Repeal all environmental protection laws. The “free market” will ensure companies don’t pollute. Even if they did, climate change is a hoax so it doesn’t matter.
- Eliminate all healthcare plans. If God wants you dead, and you’re poor, so be it.
- Eliminate term limits for conservative politicians. Implement term limits for liberal supreme court judges.
Party 2
- Laws that aren’t just a toddler’s power fantasy
“Except anything in our power”