“let’s have kids!”

“With what fooken money Midge?? With what fooken money??”

I just want you to know that I tried to read this comment, got bored because it got technical, (user problem) and scrolled to the bottom to find the very helpful, important part, in giant letters and bolded. And I appreciate you.

A handful of people can be credited with discovering the theorem prior to Pythagoras, this isn’t the first time this has come up, and incidentally there is almost no evidence to suggest Pythagoras did.

It is not illegal to sell a single container under the listed net weight.

The net weight must not be under the average weight of a sample of packages. There’s a whole set of rules for maximum allowable variance and for packages under a pound, it’s a little more than 7 grams.

Your scale is almost certainly not accurate enough to tell the difference a few tenths of a gram would make.

So I tracked down this posting, and fun fact, it’s a state government job for a non taxpayer funded attraction.

Yes, that’s precisely what it is.

Not only am I an ape, I’m feral

https://sh.itjust.works/c/machinist

Not super active but we got shit to do

Ok that’s a lie but like we gotta LOOK like we got shit to do

Well. SOMEONE’S gotta pick up day shifts mess!

Fun fact, machinists do not have friends. Only mortal and natural enemies.

We also use emery paper to smooth out rough surface finishes on machined parts. None of my tools but some of the tools the other guys have in the shop use little Ruby beads as reference surfaces. Our wire EDM also uses Ruby for some critical parts.

You’ve been subscribed to machine facts, strap in it’s a bumpy ride

Sadly I have neither of these things available on hand to test that theory but I can at least confirm that the abrasive wheel is a ceramic alumina.

Actually NVM, I found a laser pointer and it has no effect, though it is admittedly quite dim.

COME AND HOLD ME GINGERLY, FOR MY GUN

It’s true. Fucking a dude that’s bigger than you is the straightest thing you can do. You have: asserted dominance, fucked, and demonstrated your virility to the women.

Ok but like Italian assigns gender to words randomly and on a whim.

Real men kill wildlife with their bare hands, eat it raw, and fuck the corpse.

This is not a fact. This is a fun opinion, and it’s wrong.

So little of that is actually under the control of the courier. I did that for a little bit, and generally the drive from the restaurant to the customer was the shortest part. You get an order for a restaurant that hopefully you’re close to, but maybe you aren’t. You get there and maybe the food is ready, maybe it isn’t. Maybe it’s been sitting on a shelf for half an hour. Maybe traffic is heavy, maybe the GPS gives you shitty fucking directions. Maybe you ordered from the wrong restaurant and instead of being 5 minutes it’s 20. Sure, there are shitty couriers, but 9 times out of 10 your food is cold or late because of circumstances outside of their control.

I’ve seen many a clutched pearl at the suggestion of doing this.

Fuckin, if it’s a problem for me to treat emails I don’t want like that, then they need to stop sending so goddamn many. I get maybe 5 emails a week in actually looking for, and that’s extremely generous. 5 a month would be just as believable.

I probably get 100+ emails a week.

I’d say the number of people who believe in sky wizards caring about touchdowns is much higher than the number of people who think the sky wizards want the Cheeto in power